New Year, New Buttdogs
New years are always exciting, and a little intimidating. Once you get past the party poppers and champagne and little cocktail shrimp platters, you’re left with a vast expanse of question marks. What’s going to happen this year? What sort of amazing things await us?
When it comes to the future of The Buttdog Company, I am pleased to announce that things are looking bright. Several exciting new developments have been made in the field of advanced buttdog research. Our team of buttdogs in little labcoats have been working around the clock to innovate and pioneer a whole new scope of buttdog products. It’s like buttdog Prometheus stealing fire from the gods.
To kick off 2019, The Buttdog Company is proud to announce two new revolutionary products.
BUTTDOG MAGNETS
Ever look at your fridge and think “damn, this could use more buttdog”? I know I do on a daily basis. Fortunately, The Buttdog Company is here to satisfy your magnetic buttdog needs. We are currently offering 3” Zesty Original Buttdogs in the form of a high-quality magnet. Whether you’re slapping one on your fridge or nailing it to your car, the possibilities with buttdog magnets are truly limitless.
3” BUTTDOG STICKER- MARYLAND EDITION
As many of you know, The Buttdog Company is a proud beacon of commerce at the University of Maryland and the greater College Park area. To show our unflinching pride in the great state of Maryland, we have produced a limited run of special edition Maryland flag buttdog stickers. Bring the seductively clashing colors of the Maryland flag everywhere you go with this chic new sticker! For the authentic Maryland experience, we recommend covering them in Old Bay and crab juice and slapping them on a DVD copy of The Wire.
These spicy new buttdog products are available for purchase today at thebuttdogcompany.com/shop. Get ‘em while they’re hot!
As we continue into this exciting new year, stay tuned for new developments in the field of next-level buttdog merchandise. It’s going to be a wild ride.
Stay spicy,
Chris